Archive for August, 2002

The Truth about Everything Chapter 27

August 31, 2002

i accidently changed something around without knowing it..sorry

Edmond should be his uncle, not his brother and so i have changed it accordingly..and now here is the story

Chapter 27

“Hello Nicole,� the voice said, stepping closer toward her. “It is so good to see you again.�

Nicole smiled. “Auguste?� she asked, a little stunned. “Auguste de Barbarac, is that you? I have been looking for you all morning.�

Auguste stared at her. He thought she might be angry. He thought he would have more persuading. She was more stubborn and independent than any woman he had ever known.

And he loved her because of it.

“Who is this man I was talking to earlier?� she gestured toward the man standing next to him.

“I am Edmond, milady,� he said, bowing low, “I am Auguste’s uncle, brother to his late father, Georges de Barbarac.� He stood. “I am executor of the Manor de Barbarac, which surprisingly, isn’t all that far from the castle.�

“Well,� Nicole looked at him. “Our manor isn’t far from the castle either. But it is on the other end of the castle.�

Edmond smiled. “Your father is Baron Jacques de Lancret, is it not?�

Nicole nodded. “Yes it is.�

Edmond smiled and nodded his head. “Well then, this is all excellent news. Come then, we have an appointment with the King in a few….�

Nicole stopped them and shook her head. “No. All appointments have been cancelled. The King has had a stroke and is recovering under strict orders from the court physician which we await any minute.�

“Yes I know,� Auguste said, “we were sent out her for a short time and await instructions to return. In the meantime, we were told that you were somewhere in the castle. When we pressed for an answer, I was told right away. That’s when we came out to look for you.�

“Well, you have found me. Now explain why your uncle made this journey with you.�


Preview Tickets

August 30, 2002

Will contain information about “free”
preview passes for upcoming films.

[ Edited by jimorris on 2002/6/28 12:52:53 ]

I SEE STUPID PEOPLE! Joaquin Phoenix and Mel Gibson gives us the 411 on Signs!

August 30, 2002

Hey Everyone,It’s another edition of EMTV, this week Joaquin Phoenix, M Night S. and Mel Gibson are here to give us the 411 on Signs, we also have reviews of Martin Lawrence’s Run Tel Dat, news on the LOTR Video Game, a hot video clip from Mad’House, and Eminem’s 8 Mile.

On this couch this week isLora BofillStephanie Renee Carlton Monty “”Caramel”” WoolfolkShawn TobiasYou can check out the show in Windows Media by clicking the link below. Note – there is 10 seconds of black before the show starts..[url=]CLICK HERE TO WATCH! CLICK HERE TO WATCH!![/url]

LOTR DELETED SCENES REVEALED!!!! And Vin Diesel is in the House!!!

August 30, 2002

This week on EMTV we reveal for the first time on Television the deleted scenes from the upcoming special edition of Lord of the Rings, plus we have an appearance from Vin Diesel, Samuel Jackson, Clint “”F’ing”” Eastwood, and more.

Sitting on the couch this week is our manLora BofillStephanie CarltonShawn TobiasMonty “”Caramel”” WoolfolkSo check out the show by clicking the link below. Note – This is in Windows Media Format and their is 10 seconds of black before the show starts..[url=]CLICK HERE TO WATCH!!!! I SAID CLICK HERE!!! :)[/url] – The Magazine!!!! Is Coming!!!!!

August 30, 2002

Hey All,This is just an announcement to wet your appetites a little bit. I’m in the early planning stages of finally launching a bi-monthly print magazine. The Magazine will currently be called – although there is a strong possibility that I’m going to change everything to EMTV. More on the possible name change later.

The new print magazine will be available on news stands and boxes in the Washington, DC area. And available to out of towners on a subscription basis. The magazine is tentatively set to debut in Mid November. We’re lining up a ton of exclusives for the pending launch, and we may have a launch party to celebrate, and even have some exciting contests and promotions for the magazine – including LOTR Special Edition DVDs, Spiderman, and maybe Harry Potter advanced screening tickets and more!

Michelle’s Big Radio Appearance!!!!!

August 30, 2002

Hey Everyone,Recently yours truly appeared on Voice of America’s “”Talk To America”” radio and television program. The topic of conversation was/is Independent Filmmaking, well I’m pleased to announce that the show will be broadcast today at 1pm and you can watch it live on the internet at[][/url]The stream will only be available for 24 hours.

The Preferred Language

August 29, 2002

This was cleverly done and thought you might be interested in a laugh…

The Preferred Language

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”.
Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
Also, the hard “c” will be replaced with “k”.? Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced by “f”.? This will make words like “fotograf” 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.? Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e”s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and “w” by ” v”.

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place….!

more real facts

August 29, 2002


the average smell weighs 760 nanograms


it is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down stairs


August 29, 2002

despite what people say about it i love techno. it’s great music. my favorite “band” is roller girl and alice deejay. i also like fat boy slim. does anyone else out there feel the same way about techno. oh and thanks for putting up this forum!

Worst Of The Worst

August 29, 2002

What was the worst movie you’ve ever seen?